THE MAKING OFSIG 1441. I took a sig template I found in the bottom drawer of my desk in my studio, dusted it off and clamped it to my workbench.
2. I paved the sig template with a Barbie Asphalting kit
TM that I had saved from the 70s.
3. I let the pavement sit inside the apartment for 15 minutes, and then put it outside in sub-freezing temperatures, and then inside, and then outside, over and over for about 4 hours.
4. To ensure that the sig dried out properly, I had 450 hectares of Amazonian forest chopped down to build an expensive Sig Drying facility in a private-public partnership with the current Brazilian government.
5. Here we are, enjoying a fabulous sig.
"Their economy produces things cheaper than ours, so we need to send them some manufactured viruses to level the playing field." - Freedom and Democracy Inc.