- 09 Jul 2004 00:21
#377704
The term 'conspiracy theory' conotates a set of beliefs based on a WRONG interpretation of events by a LOOOONEY. A LOOOONEY is someone who has no grasp on REAL STUFF and exists to entertain and provide an example to those of us who know about REAL STUFF.
Often times you'll hear a LOOOONEY talking and can easily recognize him as such by his outlandish claims such as "America sold Saddamn weapons of mass destruction". A LOOOONEY obviously uses arguments like this for personal gain and furthering his own LOOOONEY agenda.
You might be asking your self: "I'm just an obedient middle class suburbanite, how can I possibly hope to spot a LOOOONEY?" Well the first step is watching TV. Only TV can inform you of things that REALLY HAPPEN, I especially recommend Bill Orielly or Rush Limbaugh. Try to imagine a situation where everything you hear on TV is correct, and everything any one else says that is contradictory is LOOOONEY propaganda.
LOOOONEY's are dangerous individuals, for instance I typically like to spray my garden with DDT as it is a great pesticide chemical made by an american company! I told a friend at work (who is a LOOOONEY) and he said that doing so is harmful to my family.. Really now, where do these LOOOONEY's get their silly ideas!
What should you do if you meet a LOOOONEY? Well first call him a LOOOONEY and violently oppose everything he says. If you think he has infiltrated your mind with his ideas go watch television for 4 hours. IMPORTANT! Less then 4 hours and you might still remain infected by his LOOOONEYism. If a LOOOONEY manages to convert you to his way of thinking you might end up a crazy hippy smoking dope and having unmoral sexual relationships! So be careful!
Often times you'll hear a LOOOONEY talking and can easily recognize him as such by his outlandish claims such as "America sold Saddamn weapons of mass destruction". A LOOOONEY obviously uses arguments like this for personal gain and furthering his own LOOOONEY agenda.
You might be asking your self: "I'm just an obedient middle class suburbanite, how can I possibly hope to spot a LOOOONEY?" Well the first step is watching TV. Only TV can inform you of things that REALLY HAPPEN, I especially recommend Bill Orielly or Rush Limbaugh. Try to imagine a situation where everything you hear on TV is correct, and everything any one else says that is contradictory is LOOOONEY propaganda.
LOOOONEY's are dangerous individuals, for instance I typically like to spray my garden with DDT as it is a great pesticide chemical made by an american company! I told a friend at work (who is a LOOOONEY) and he said that doing so is harmful to my family.. Really now, where do these LOOOONEY's get their silly ideas!
What should you do if you meet a LOOOONEY? Well first call him a LOOOONEY and violently oppose everything he says. If you think he has infiltrated your mind with his ideas go watch television for 4 hours. IMPORTANT! Less then 4 hours and you might still remain infected by his LOOOONEYism. If a LOOOONEY manages to convert you to his way of thinking you might end up a crazy hippy smoking dope and having unmoral sexual relationships! So be careful!