Oh steve you're just being picky...
"lived in Europe"... smeurope, heh...
We also invented that plastic thingy on the end of your shoelaces! We invented trash compacters, the internet (well Al Gore did), pants, the Sun, geothermal living, television, radio waves, nighttime walks in the park, comedy, William Shakespere, Hydro-electric dams, chickens, the hot dog, the hot dog bun, ketchup, pizza, the mouse for your computer, American Football, sun tan lotion, bikini waxes, porn, the modern airplane as we know it, The atomic bomb (with much help from German scientists, -Note I said bomb not the theory behind it), The sterotypical car salesman, zip lock bags, the car crusher, oak trees, silly putty, duct tape (won us WWII you know...well that an the Russians, British, and French underground), Japan, Fangoria magazine, Satellite televison, Tivo, rubber soled shoes, teflon, courdoroy, junk mail, junk e-mail, spam (the kind in a can), Tang, American cheese, McDonalds (
), bastardized foreign food, zit cream, open heart surgerory, staples instead of stitches, Burritos, toe fungus remover, surf boards, surf board wax, bees, honey, honey mustard, Tylenol, the shower cap, emery boards, and the mother of all inventions: Breast Implants!!!
Take that world! You ain't got nothing on us!!!
(note- some of the things listed above may have been invented in other countries, or by God,... I just figured some of them had to be right by default!!!)
"When do you ask yourself,
'Maybe everyone else isn't wrong for using the definitions of words; maybe I'm wrong for making up new definitions of words and then using them as crude slurs' -TiG