[Oxymoron]

Members of the Neo-Pagan church created quiet a scare and all out riot at the state capital building this morning during a heated debate surrounding the contested Parlimentary elections. As Ingliz a delegate of the RF-SN alliance was speaking, the doors of the Hall were voilently opened and in streamed a flock of sheep engulfed in flames. With the 4 members of the NP church chanting loudly following close behind covered in Pigs blood, Security quickly forced the intruders out, but Party leaders quickly exchanged accusations and an all out melee between the MPs began.

A full investigation is under way as to how the protestors got the sheep into the parliament building past the countless security personal, barricades and cameras. Authorities wish to question Victor Balkanites AKA ThunderHawk, the newly appointed THP MP for the Hinterlands, but he refuses to answer question citing MP privileges and saying "Since no government speaks for the Hinterlands, no Hinterlandians will cowtow to the authorities".

The Neo-Pagan Spokesperson and PNL MP Mr.Lisiyuk quickly put out a Press release showing solidarity with the protesters involved in the act and threatend that the people are angry and more serious actions will inevitably follow, if the peoples demands are not met, and a Coalition goverment is not quickly installed.

[Thunderhawk]

The stench of burning sheep will, hopefully, permeate the air for weeks. Let it be an olfactory symbol for all MPs - those who are nothing more then sheep get burned. And like the sheep, though some people will complain, it will be the stink we politicians will hate about - not the sheep's death.