- 07 Apr 2009 22:28
#1861903
I've never lost a fight with a dog. Feed it your non-dominant arm and then strangle it with your dominant hand. Or cut its throat. If you think there's a chance you're going to face a large dog, wear a thick coat-- chances are, the dog won't even leave marks. If you're big and know how to keep your balance, it's also not too difficult for a man in heavy boots to kick a dog to death. It's just a little noisy.
A good dog is better home security than the best gun... but the gun's still damned good backup.
Unfortunately, my landlord won't let me keep a dog and my woman won't let me keep a gun. I have to rely almost entirely on good door locks and bad reputation for my safety.
Igor Antunovic wrote:By the way you don't 'beat' a large rottweiler, it beats you. The harder you hit it, the harder it's going to bite down when it comes at you again.
I've never lost a fight with a dog. Feed it your non-dominant arm and then strangle it with your dominant hand. Or cut its throat. If you think there's a chance you're going to face a large dog, wear a thick coat-- chances are, the dog won't even leave marks. If you're big and know how to keep your balance, it's also not too difficult for a man in heavy boots to kick a dog to death. It's just a little noisy.
A good dog is better home security than the best gun... but the gun's still damned good backup.
Unfortunately, my landlord won't let me keep a dog and my woman won't let me keep a gun. I have to rely almost entirely on good door locks and bad reputation for my safety.