[Siberian Fox]

Satire for October 2008.

[Thunderhawk]

(The 'beaver' is Canada)

[Batko]

A bit late but so hilarious I couldn't resist :


The diary of Saakachvili :
3 o'clock: attack
6 o'clock: blitzkrieg
7 o'clock: breakfast
12 o'clock: victory
17 o'clock: call for help

[peter_co]

I didn't understand when someone posted it a month ago and I still don't.

[Batko]

THE NOURIEL ROUBINI HALLOWEEN FACEMASK (a free gift from IKN)

Have yourself a real 12-point meltdown of a halloween with this year's Incakola special free gift giveaway........

THE NOURIEL ROUBINI HALLOWEEN FACEMASK



* GUARANTEED TO SCARE THE HELL OUT OF YOUR MACMANSION NEIGHBORS

* MORTAL ECONOMISTS WILL CRINGE WITH FEAR AS THEY REMEMBER THEIR WORDS AT DAVOS 2007

* SURE TO BE IN HIGH DEMAND AT MASOCHISTIC BANKING PARTIES

* IT NEVER SMILES

* IT'S NEVER WRONG

* IT STILL WON'T SMILE

Instructions: Print out your mask and cut out with scissors. Then do what Larry Krudblow has wanted to do for a long time and poke his eyes out with a stick. You're now ready to be the spookiest academic on the block.

[zhuk]

The Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator:

http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html

apparently I am "Puck Mule Palin"

and~

The Sarah Palin Quote Generator:

http://palinquotes.sillycloud.com/

eg

"What I think Americans at the end of the day are going to be able to go back and look at that has to be considered also proving that he can work both sides of the aisle."

[Tailz]

US debt clock runs out of digits
The US government's debts have ballooned so badly the National Debt Clock in New York has run out of digits to record the spiralling figure.
The digital counter marks the national debt level, but when that passed the $10 trillion point last month, the sign could not display the full amount.
The board was erected to highlight the $2.7 trillion level of debt in 1989.
The clock's owners say two more zeros will be added, allowing the clock to record a quadrillion dollars of debt.
Douglas Durst, son of the late Seymour Durst - the clock's inventor - hopes to replace the Manhattan clock with its lengthier replacement early next year.
For the time being, the Times Square counter's electronic dollar sign has been replaced with the extra digit required.
For its part, the digital dollar symbol has been supplanted by a cheaper version - perhaps a sign of the times for the American economy.
Some economists believe the $700bn bail-out plan for ailing US financial institutions could send the national debt level to $11 trillion.

[dudekebm]

Of course to be fair... I found this one (kind of a Mad Libs sort of thing)...the Barack Obama quote generator.

http://www.buttafly.com/content/obama-quote-1.php

[Noelnada]

"These people haven't had communism for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their capitalists and their pedophiles and their banksters. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have socialists."

[Mikolaj]

[Abood]

I like the second one, Mik.

[Oxymoron]

Yep

[Abood]

[SpiderMonkey]

I think he is trying to say Jews have been involved in every left-wing cause (true enough) but now suddenly find the left calling for their murder (completely untrue).

Remember kids, Jews!=Israelis.

[Ombrageux]

It's simple Abood: if you think Palestinians exist, you want another Holocaust.

[Thunderhawk]

[Tailz]

That cow is smileing way too much!

[zhuk]

[MB.]

triple post from hell deleted.

[zhuk]

^^yeah thanks MB. my dialup went a lil crazy there for a moment lol