"Not only that, but for some reason the demand for plumbing work from the group of people who get it for free has skyrocketed, and there's a long waiting list of those who need repairs. This has put a lot of my fellow plumbers out of business, and they're not being replaced – nobody is going into the plumbing business because they know they won't make any money. I'm hurting now too – all thanks to greedy rich people like you who won't pay their fair share."
Brilliant. If plumbers were free, people would go around destroying their own pipes. What cutting observational humour
I, myself, cannot believe how often people here in the UK stab themselves in the leg because the treatment is free.