- 03 Jul 2003 01:11
#16664
"When do you ask yourself, 'Maybe everyone else isn't wrong for using the definitions of words; maybe I'm wrong for making up new definitions of words and then using them as crude slurs' -TiG
Canadian Liberals in Trouble! [yes this is inspired by Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]
So what can we, fun loving, fuzzy, joyful Americans do when confronted by the Clit? Why follow the simple directions provided below, of course:
1) Never for any reason strike the Clit. No matter how it provokes you.
2) If confronted by the Clit, Be nice. Offer to buy the Clit a beer so as to better manipulate it.
3) When handling a Clit it is best to always protect yourself. Clit's are notorious for being dirty and unwashed.
4) Never Tease a Clit. They are very sensative and may become erect with fury.
5) A Clit should be stroked and loved despite the discharge they may direct at you.
6) Never pull the Clit. Once again they are very sensative to this and may react fiercly to such action.
7) The Clit is your friend even though they may not realize it at the moment. Use the golden rule when dealing with the Clit: "No means Yes"
When speaking to a Clit use caution, The Clit may be volitile and could erupt at any given moment.
9) If the Clit becomes agitated offer to stroke it with love and tenderness.
10) And finally remember the Clits are livng, breathing, things, even if they are misguided by external agitation, they can be wonderful playmates and can be quite enjoyable when properly aroused.
heh...heh...heh...
*Ap= Altenate press, JCMO is my local town, this thread is intended for parady only and is not intended to incite the Clit in any way. Further, it has been proven that laughter is the best medicine in 9 out of 10 medical publications.
- AP- JCMO* Hereafter refered to as the Clit, represent the growing number of Canadians who hate/fear their Southern brother, the United States.
Americans beware our brothers (or former brothers) to the North hate us now. They have bought in completely to the rhetoric perpetuated by the liberal media and leftist Americans as a whole.
They truely belive we are the next coming of the devil. They fear we will annex them, and the rest of the world is sure to follow. They see smoke where their is no fire and forsake any friendship with us as one-sided.
They fear every step we take as "treading on them" and generally pee their pants as a result. They cry Imperialism, deceit, and foul play any time the US does anything. They feel they are better served by following the dictates of Eurpeans and other less reputable countries. They no longer acknowledge the brotherhood we once felt, indeed even stooping so low as to jeer and insult teenage and younger Hockey players who cannot possibly be related to the United States Government's policies.
So what can we, fun loving, fuzzy, joyful Americans do when confronted by the Clit? Why follow the simple directions provided below, of course:
1) Never for any reason strike the Clit. No matter how it provokes you.
2) If confronted by the Clit, Be nice. Offer to buy the Clit a beer so as to better manipulate it.
3) When handling a Clit it is best to always protect yourself. Clit's are notorious for being dirty and unwashed.
4) Never Tease a Clit. They are very sensative and may become erect with fury.
5) A Clit should be stroked and loved despite the discharge they may direct at you.
6) Never pull the Clit. Once again they are very sensative to this and may react fiercly to such action.
7) The Clit is your friend even though they may not realize it at the moment. Use the golden rule when dealing with the Clit: "No means Yes"
When speaking to a Clit use caution, The Clit may be volitile and could erupt at any given moment.
9) If the Clit becomes agitated offer to stroke it with love and tenderness.
10) And finally remember the Clits are livng, breathing, things, even if they are misguided by external agitation, they can be wonderful playmates and can be quite enjoyable when properly aroused.
heh...heh...heh...
*Ap= Altenate press, JCMO is my local town, this thread is intended for parady only and is not intended to incite the Clit in any way. Further, it has been proven that laughter is the best medicine in 9 out of 10 medical publications.
"When do you ask yourself, 'Maybe everyone else isn't wrong for using the definitions of words; maybe I'm wrong for making up new definitions of words and then using them as crude slurs' -TiG