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By feihua
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The Day the Clown Cried


You didn't see it, neither did I.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_the_Clown_Cried

Although never seen publicly, the film became a source of legend almost immediately after its production. In May 1992, an article in Spy magazine quotes comedian and actor Harry Shearer, who saw a rough cut of the film in 1979:

“With most of these kinds of things, you find that the anticipation, or the concept, is better than the thing itself. But seeing this film was really awe-inspiring, in that you are rarely in the presence of a perfect object. This was a perfect object. This movie is so drastically wrong, its pathos and its comedy are so wildly misplaced, that you could not, in your fantasy of what it might be like, improve on what it really is. "Oh My God!" – that's all you can say.


Plot

Lewis plays a washed-up German circus clown named Helmut Doork during the beginning of World War II and the Holocaust. Although he was once a famous performer who toured America and Europe with the Ringling Brothers, Doork is now past his prime and receives little respect. Helmut is arrested by the Gestapo for ranting about Germany and drunkenly mocking Adolf Hitler in a bar. After an interrogation at the Gestapo headquarters, he is imprisoned in a Nazi camp for political prisoners. For the next three to four years, he remains there while hoping for a trial and a chance to plead his case.

He tries to keep his bravado up among the other inmates by bragging about what a famous performer he once was. His only friend in prison is a good-hearted German named Johann Keltner, whose reason for being interned is never fully revealed but is implied to be his outspoken opposition to the Nazis. The others goad Doork into performing for them, but he does not, realizing that he is, in fact, terrible. Frustrated, they beat him up and leave him in the courtyard to sulk about his predicament. Suddenly, he sees a group of Jewish children laughing at him from the other side of the camp, where the Jewish prisoners are being kept away from everyone else. Feeling delighted to be appreciated again, Helmut performs for them and gains quite an audience for a while, until the new prison commandant orders that he must be stopped.

After learning that fraternizing with Jewish prisoners is strictly forbidden, Helmut is unable to leave the children in a state of unhappiness and begins performing again. The SS guards break up his latest performance; they knock him unconscious and start beating the children away from the barbed-wire fence. Horrified, Keltner fights off one of the guards, but he is quickly cornered and beaten to death. Meanwhile, Doork is placed in solitary confinement. Seeing a use for him, the commandant assigns him to help load Jewish children on trains leading out of the internment camp, with the promise his case will be reviewed. By a twist of fate, he ends up accidentally accompanying the children on a boxcar train to Auschwitz, and he is eventually used, in Pied Piper fashion, to help lead the Jewish children to their deaths in the gas chamber.

Knowing the fear the children will feel while being led to their deaths, he begs to be allowed to be the one to spend the last few moments with them. Leading them to the "showers", he becomes increasingly dependent on a miracle, only to learn there is none. After all the children go into the chamber, he is so filled with remorse that he goes into the room himself to entertain them. As the children laugh at his antics, the movie ends.
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By colliric
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Paradigm wrote:No, I don't think Battlefield Earth is all that funny. It's just plain bad. If you want "so bad it's awesome," you've gotta go with Troll 2, or Killer Clowns From Outer Space, or Cool As Ice(the Vanilla Ice movie).


I've seen Battlefield Earth with the Mystery Science Theatre 3000 crews' later web-Commentary track. I'm sorry but nothing matches it!
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By Oxymoron
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Emmith your insane........

and some one mentioned


Dances with wolves? Its actually a pretty good movie.


My nomination is Bill and Teds Bogus Journey, a very bad follow up to the great Bill and Teds Excellent adventure.
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By quetzalcoatl
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Killer Klowns From Outer Space is awesome. It is not unintentionally funny, it is actually quite creepy in a very disturbing way.
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Smokey and the Bandit...

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It took years of therapy to fix me after that movie...

Also, anything with Adam Sandler...
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By Godstud
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Don't forget Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2! It's a gem of putridity!
#14231315
Begotten, the most fucked up film I've ever seen. Although it wasn't bad just fucked up.


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^ That's God in the film!! . . . What the fuck?? ^
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By colliric
#14231951
Nattering Nabob wrote:Smokey and the Bandit...
It took years of therapy to fix me after that movie...


The only good thing about that movie is the joke about it that appears in Bogus Journey!
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By ingliz
#14231959
The Fountainhead (1949)

Screenplay - Ayn Rand
#14233525
I watched 20 minutes of you can't beat the zohan last night. Painful doesn't even begin to describe how i felt watching that heap of shite!!
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By Godstud
#14233690
Little Nicky was painful in the extreme. I suggest this show this to terrorists. They'll be begging for mercy before the first hour is up!
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By Godstud
#14233779
Don't forget Mr. Deeds!
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By colliric
#14233823
Godstud wrote:Don't forget Mr. Deeds!


Out of interest, is this a worse remake than "Guess Who?"

My nomination for worst remake ever made:
Barb Wire, a terrible shoddy STUPID "futuristic" remake of Casablanca that happened to star Pamela Anderson's boobs.
By neopagan
#14244885
"Matrix." Wooden characters, silly dialogue, and pointless story. Fancy guns, big explosions, stupid effects. The usual juvenile crap. Made a lot of money though, which is the point. Right?
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